take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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