My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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