What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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