so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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