Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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