after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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