and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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