I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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