I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
