whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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