Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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