You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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