Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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