Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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