she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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