I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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