her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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