Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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