I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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