kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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