We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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