I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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