i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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