Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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