Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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