Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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