I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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