taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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