i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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