I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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