so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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