so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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