I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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