Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
