Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
porn star boner night. come get it.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
