Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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