I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
