Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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