Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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