You work out of a Hotel?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
its liver damage thursday
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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