Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we're making bets on your personal life
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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