Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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