WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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