She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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I didn't notice because vodka
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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