I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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