I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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