Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i now understand why vodka
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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