so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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