i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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