The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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