so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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