im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm sobbing to NWA
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