I got chris browned last night
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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